NOT your usual MTV Cribs

"Hey, welcome to this episode of Cribs InfantStyle. We are your hosts, Lea "la Mama" Almanza and Joshua "el Babbo" Almanza. Let's look inside Jacob William Almanza's digs. This little fella has a slick changing table/dresser complete with all the ointments necessary to keep his bum baby-soft. When he's not on the changing table (which is often), Jacob likes to chillax in his version of a LA-Z-BOY, the ever-useful swing chair with three dancing bears for his entertainment pleasure, otherwise known as a distraction. The old-school horsey rocking chair is a stylish touch and was a favorite of his father's as a little boy. Jacob's place also features full-length closet-mirror doors so that he can look his best (just like his mama). The artwork on the walls comes to Jacob's pad courtesy of some very special aunties. The hanging Hawaiian quilt with soft blue color and floral pattern sits opposite another hanging quilt which features the ever-popular English alphabet."

"For this special episode of Cribs InfantStyle, Jacob opened his closets to us to show off his collection of shoes (almost as many as daddy, but not so many as mommy). His new collection features slip-ons, Velcro straps, booties, and Crocs (really?!). Jacob has amassed shoes with all sorts of designs - from guitars to monkeys to pirates to peace symbols. These mocassin-type slip-ons are a comfy favorite though he will step it up with the suede look when he is putting together on outfit for a good time on the town (which he won't have for a while as he is just a few days old and without a car). As for his wardrobe, Jacob likes to be bundled in all manner of swaddle-blankets right now and says ;) he looks forward to wearing the outfits his aunties (and uncles) bought for him. Here's to style!"

"No episode of Cribs InfantStyle is complete without a showcase of the infantile crib. Jacob's crib was handed down to him by a lil' buddy (now in pre-school) who moved on to a big-boy bed and anxiously awaits his first meeting with his new friend. This crib features different settings of depth to keep him safely in there as Jacob grows and crawls and stands and tries to find mommy and daddy when he is up before the sun. When he is big enough to make it safely to mommy and daddy the front comes off to become a baby bed when the mattress is set at its lowest. This crib will feature a little lamby that has ambient noises for sleeping and a little bear that plays sweet music like you 'd hear in old music boxes. This little boy will feed and sleep in the lap of baby luxury. And yes, born in the Year of the Ox and a Taurus!!! This is Joshua and Lea signing off for Cribs InfantStyle: you don't have to go, but ya can't stay here."